The Author Explains

OKAY, SEE I WAS GONNA MAKE THIS SERIOUS FUCKING POST WHERE I WAS THINKING AND MAKING INTELLIGENT COMMENTS ON CURRENT SHIT, AND THEN SOMEONE POSTED THIS CRACKTASTIC MEME ON ONE OF MY COMMUNITIES, AND I GOT INVOLVED ‘COS BITCH I CANNOT PASS THAT SHIT UP.  IT WAS FUNNY AS ALL HELL AND NOW ALL I CAN DO IS TYPE IN GODDAMN CAPSLOX.  SO FUCK IT, HERE’S A GODDAMN VIDEO OF ONE OF THE SEXIEST MOTHERFUCKERS TO EVER WALK THE FUCKING EARTH.