The Author Explains

IF YOU WANT TO LEARN SOME FINE ASS COOKIN SKILLS, GO READ SMOOVE RAT BLOG ON COOKIN.  TODAY SHE IS TALKIN’ BOUT SOME FINE ASS CHOCOLATE PUDD’N, AND I HAVE MADE THAT PUDD’N BEFORE, AND I CAN TELL YOU IT IS A DELICIOUS PUDD’N, SON, AND YOU WILL NOT REGRET MAKING IT.  “What do you mean “what kind of chocolate do I use, please don’t hit me?” GODDAMN!”