“Then I realized that to dress up as a communist sympathizer, you just wear your normal clothes…but you always remember that in your heart, you’re wearing red.
Seriously, when did the Communist party stop giving out membership cards?
I registered as a Red one year so I could get my very own card, which I planned to display proudly to one and all so as to prove that I really was not just a bourgeois pig, no, I was a bourgeois pig with ethics. I was a bourgeois pig who was anxiously awaiting the glory of the coming revolution, I was a bourgeois pig ready to stand shoulder to shoulder with my comrades!
I was really disappointed when not only did I not get a card, they didn’t even bother to send me any propaganda decrying the capitalist state! I’m sure I ended up on a handful of watchlists for my trouble, too. Oh well.
Here’s a link to the rules if you too would like to participate in the CWRS.
PS — I’ve already reported you to the Senate Permanent Subcommittee on Investigations.
