
While the rest of the world is celebrating love and casual sex, it’s important for single people like myself to remember Captain Cook, who was was killed and ritualistically eaten by Hawaiians on the 14th of February, 1779. Romantic, huh?

While the rest of the world is celebrating love and casual sex, it’s important for single people like myself to remember Captain Cook, who was was killed and ritualistically eaten by Hawaiians on the 14th of February, 1779. Romantic, huh?