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PONE!

In the last few days I seem to have become totally addicted to the My Little Pony iOS game. So much so that I’ve actually spent a fair amount of time browsing Brony boards and /r/MLPIOS for hacks and spreadsheets of all the stores and ponies. SPREADSHEETS, people. I am using spreadsheets on a game designed for six year olds. I’m pretty sure there’s no cure for what’s wrong with me.

FML. At this rate I might as well move to a rock farm.

A Very Short List of Reasons Why Life is Unfair

1. The Chunnel does not actually look like the Deeprun Tram.

Alas, dear traveller, no. It is something more like twenty minutes of darkness, and then you’re in France. Which I suppose is something like a metaphor, though for what I’m not entirely sure.

And The Ass Saw The Angel

It’s boffo!

“I took that for a sign.”

Have been reading Ionesco’s “The Hermit” and though it’s a new book the binding is old; each time I turn the page, the glue is so brittle it just breaks and a few more pages fall out. I can’t help but think it’s some sort of brilliant, if unintentional, metaphor for life and our insatiable hunger for the new.

…one of these things is not like the other.

Umm, Netflix? I think we should talk.

R-Money (ain’t) IN DA HOUSE!

“Will The Real Mitt Romney Please Stand Up” by R-Money (feat Barack Obama)