Went to Universal Studios Halloween Horror Nights tonight… Substantially less crowded than last year, the longest line we saw was about half an hour, compared to last year’s two and a half hour wait. It was much the same as it always is, though where last year was the reign of BBQ-scented cannibal scenes (human does not smell like that, but I digress), this year was The Year of The Chainsaw. Just about every other actor had one. Vroom, vroom!
The main attraction was Saw. I’ll admit I liked the first film, though I think it would be substantially scarier in a Hitchcockian cut. Lots of innately terrifying scenes — I felt at a slight disadvantage having not seen any of the sequels, but I understand they really don’t have a plot… It’s interesting to watch how what terrifies us as a society changes, in the 80s it was stranger danger, and now it’s serial killers with dirty needles.
Also lots of Saw stuff on the Terror Tram, which is usually the best attraction, and also the least attended. I dunno why, I guess because it doesn’t sound cool… It’s a huge outdoor walk-through, there’s always the Bates Motel and an airplane crash, and then this year there were also coal miners from My Bloody Valentine, and some horrifying monster sound in the bushes that actually kind of got under my skin.
The Halloween maze was really quite good. It was very home-like in the beginning, which was a wee bit creepy, to say the least. The “Oh No I’m Being Murdered” scenes were novel if only because I haven’t seen one of those in a haunted house in a decade or so. The swinging dummies in dry cleaning bags at the end was… Well, being smacked with a dummy in a dry cleaning bag will definitely put you off your game, lemme just say that.
Finally there was My Bloody Valentine. Haven’t seen it, though I understand it was pretty gory. All the actors were dressed as zombie miners or something, and the maze itself was modestly claustrophobic, but what really got me? The whole thing reeked of coal tar. It started out modestly unpleasant, but by the end I was practically gagging. Incredibly effective atmosphere, shame it wasn’t actually scarier.