…shamelessly stolen from @flatlinejack.
Category Archives: I do it for the lulz
You have died and gone to…
INTERNET HELL!! (clicky for embiggening)
Excellent
…proving once again that college students will eat anything, so long as it’s free.
Coffee, tea, or monster?
Satire Wire interviews Ask Jeeves, to amusing results…
Trufax…
…from clusterflock.
…because we all need a little more insanity.
I AM THE VERY MODEL OF A MODERN ESOTERICIST
by Bill Beattie
I am the very model of a modern esotericist,
A seasoned astral traveler and edifying exorcist,
A sparkling star astrologer, a dead adroit necromancer,
A dab hand as a palmist and a card as a tarotmancer.
I’ve folk tradition lineage—Celtic and Germanical;
I’ve channeled Dion Fortune, and I’ve busted cults satanical;
Elusively mysterious in Eleusinian Mysteries,
I’ve proven eighty-three per cent of Velikovsky’s histories.
I am the very model of a modern esotericist;
My mystic methodology’s inherently empiricist;
I’ve tread the Cretan labyrinth on pathways that I travel on;
I won’t deny the rumor that I ghostwrote Mists of Avalon.
A truly great Great Riter and a master of tantrickery,
I’m up the Shining Pathways till the Guardians are sick of me.
I dazzle neo-Pagans as I break-dance round the Wicca ring
And, miracle of miracles, I even stop them bickering.
I’ve raised the Ghost of Crowley in a Gnostic Mass invoking in
Sumerian, Bavarian, Etruscan and Enochian.
I’d sing another chorus, but I have to see my therapist;
I am the very model of a modern esotericist.
