August 27, 2010
It’s a viral site for The Last Exorcism, but it’s still just too awesome not to share.
You may be afflicted with a demon known as KATAL
Katal is the demon of jealousy and bitterness – he’s the spitting image of Lucifer his master who rebelled against the true God. He finds his way into the hearts of those who are envious of those around them, who think ill of family, friends and neighbors. Signs: those possessed by Katal will have violent mood swings, they will have a cold, clammy sweat and most frighteningly, may bleed from the eyes. Those around the possessed may hear a menacing, whispered voice with no obvious source.
Are you afflicted with a demon and in need of exorcism? FIND OUT NOW!
April 29, 2010
I have just discovered The Drunken Moogle, a website devoted entirely to drinking and videogames. I thoroughly approve, as these are two of my favorite things, and together they’re better than brown paper boxes tied up with string!

The Triforce
1/3 Goldschlager
1/3 Banana Liquer
1/3 Sugar Cane Rum
Well, I know what I’ll be serving at our next geek gamer party.
…BRB Kahlua Mocha, Johnny Green, splash of buttercream coffee creamer, top w/ half n half and milk. IDK what you’d call it but hot damn it’s good. I feel drunk just thinking about it. Oh, wait. I bet it’d be awesome with some cold coffee, over ice. I’d try it now, but that would require making coffee, and it IS 4AM.
April 27, 2010

…from Kate Beaton, of Hark A Vagrant!
April 5, 2010

Oh it’s so true. Californians are just about as blase as people can get about earthquakes.
If you somehow managed to miss the news, we caught part of an earthquake here today. It was quite big, but here in the OC it was a rolling quake, they don’t tend to do that much damage, since the motion is smooth they’re quite gentle as far as earthquakes go…
Unless of course they’re very, very big. Our ground here is a layer of dirt over a base of mostly sand, and a big rolling quake will cause that sand to act like a liquid, and that, my friends, causes buildings to literally sink into the ground. Awesome! …or not.
February 14, 2010

While the rest of the world is celebrating love and casual sex, it’s important for single people like myself to remember Captain Cook, who was was killed and ritualistically eaten by Hawaiians on the 14th of February, 1779. Romantic, huh?